20 facts about Socialistiska Partiet

1. If you have five dollars and Socialistiska Partiet has five dollars, Socialistiska Partiet has more money than you.
2. There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Socialistiska Partiet’s computer. Socialistiska Partiet is always in control.
3. Apple pays Socialistiska Partiet 99 cents every time they are listening to a song.
4. Socialistiska Partiet can sneeze with their eyes open.
5. When you say ”no one’s perfect”, Socialistiska Partiet takes this as a personal insult.
6. Socialistiska Partiet likes their coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
7. Socialistiska Partiet destroyed the periodic table, because they only recognizes the element of surprise.
8. Socialistiska Partiet can kill two stones with one bird.
9. A Socialistiska Partiet-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
10. Socialistiska Partiet doesn’t actually write Internationalen, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
11. Socialistiska Partiet can divide by zero.
12. Socialistiska Partiet invented black. In fact, they invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. SUF invented pink.
13. Socialistiska Partiet and Virvelvinden walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
14. If you Google search ”Socialistiska Partiet getting their asses kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
15. The show Survivor had the original premise of putting capitalists on an island with Socialistiska Partiet. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
16. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Socialistiska Partiet lives in Sweden.
17. Socialistiska Partiet doesn’t believe in Germany.
18. Socialistiska Partiet can slam a revolving door.
19. Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Socialistiska Partiet. Socialistiska Partiet eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
20. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Socialistiska Partiet.

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  1. Det ända som är starkare än SP är Chuck Norris,då han gör detta medan han sover,,,,universum roterar kring Chuck Norris

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